[ Nnnnnnope. ]
[ Turns out I’m too stressed to roleplay. ]
[ Sorry guys. <:’( ]
oh god dammit emotions, can we not do this today?
H1. 1 am Nugget. And what y0u just sa1d 1s 1nterest1ng. S0 are y0u a human?
past my expiration date? also yes.
long story short, i’m sort of dead.
and by sort of i mean definitely.
SN: Y0u seemed b0red. S0 1 dec1ded t0 chat w1th y0u.
well you came to the right place, because i am bored out of my mind over here.
but i’m also really unmotivated so it’s hard to do anything about it.
and i’m caught in this huge dumb self-fulfilling prophecy of inactivity.
anyway hi i’m john.
i would if i actually knew where you were.
but i don’t.
so we’re already facing a problem right there.
i am bored.
my existence is bored.
i have a few.